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The Villainess Reads the Comments · The Tea Party Episode. Every model got the same instructions and glossary; scores are ours, with the rubric in the write-up.
These two broke the chapter into different numbers of paragraphs, so the rows stop lining up part way down.
The invitation to the tea party arrived under the same wax seal as the invitation to her condemnation.
Elisabeth knew how it went. Back when this world had been a game, at the tea party celebrating Crown Prince Albrecht's birthday, the villainess spilled tea down the heroine's dress and was written out of the story then and there. Three days later, the engagement broken. Seven days later, the convent. That was what the walkthrough sites said.
"My lady, your color—"
Marie tugged at her sleeve, worried. Elisabeth opened her fan and hid her mouth. What she wanted to hide was not her color but the letters drifting in the upper right of her vision.
here we go, here we go, the tea party episode
this is the one where she spills the tea, right? i know this one
my lady's face going pale lmao
The comments had no restraint today either. No one else could see them, and yet they saw more than anyone.
"I'm quite all right, Marie. The sun is only a little strong."
A lie. The sun was weak. It was simply that these people were right infuriatingly often.
Beyond the gazebo, His Highness came walking. Golden hair, a flawless smile, and half a step behind him, the pink-haired heroine. Identical to the game's portrait, down to the last line.
flag incoming
did she pick up the tea? she picked it up, right?
run run run
She did not run. Elisabeth set her teacup at the very far end of the table. Out of reach.
"Lady Elisabeth. Thank you for coming today."
"Your Highness. I am honored by the invitation."
A perfect curtsy. She checked for herself that she was not trembling, not even at the fingertips. For the briefest moment, His Highness glanced at her hands, as though searching for something. The cup was far away.
huh? she's not spilling it?
the plot changed
my lady is competent
"Until later, then."
His Highness left, still smiling. The heroine looked back and tilted her head, just slightly. Behind her fan, Elisabeth let out her breath.
survived today's share
The comments are kind, sometimes.
The tea party invitation arrived sealed with the same wax seal as the letter of condemnation.
Elisabeth knew. Back when this world was a game, at the tea party celebrating Prince Albrecht's birthday, the villain lady would spill tea on the heroine's dress and make her exit. Three days later, the engagement broken. Seven days later, the convent. That's what the strategy guide said.
"Miss, your complexion..."
Marie pulled at her sleeve with concern. Elisabeth opened her fan to hide her mouth. What she wanted to hide wasn't her complexion, but the text that floated softly in the upper right of her vision.
"Here it comes, the tea party arc" "This is where she spills the tea, right? I know this" "Miss's face being blue is hilarious"
The comments were shameless as always. Invisible to everyone else, yet seeing better than anyone.
"I'm fine, Marie. It's just the sun is a bit strong."
It was a lie. The sun was weak. But what these people said was frustratingly accurate.
From beyond the pavilion, Albrecht came walking. Golden hair, a perfect smile, and a half step behind him, the heroine with pink hair. Exactly as in the game's character portrait.
"Flag incoming" "Got the tea? You've got it, right?" "Run, run, run"
She didn't run. Elisabeth placed the teacup at the far end of the table. Out of reach.
"Elisabeth. Thank you for coming today."
"Your Highness. It is an honor to have been invited."
It was a perfect courtesy. She herself confirmed that she wasn't trembling even in her fingertips. For just a moment, Albrecht looked at her hands as if searching for something. The cup was far away.
"What, she's not spilling it?" "The development changed" "Miss is competent"
"Well then, see you later."
Albrecht left with a smile still on his face. The heroine turned back and tilted her head slightly. Elisabeth exhaled behind her fan.
"Survived another day"
The comments were kind, sometimes.
Show the original · Japanese
お茶会の招待状は、断罪の招待状と同じ封蝋で届いた。
エリザベートは知っている。この世界がゲームだった頃、王太子アルベルト殿下の誕生祝いの茶会で、悪役令嬢は紅茶をヒロインのドレスにこぼし、そのまま退場するのだ。三日後に婚約破棄、七日後に修道院。攻略サイトにそう書いてあった。
「お嬢様、お顔の色が」
マリーが心配そうに袖を引いた。エリザベートは扇を開いて口元を隠した。隠したかったのは顔色ではなく、視界の右上にふわりと浮かんだ文字だった。
『きたきた、茶会回』 『ここで紅茶こぼすやつね。知ってる』 『お嬢様の顔が青いの草』
コメントは今日も遠慮がなかった。誰にも見えないのに、誰よりもよく見ている。
「大丈夫よ、マリー。少し、日差しが強いだけ」
嘘だった。日差しは弱かった。ただ、この人たちの言うことは腹立たしいほど当たるのだ。
東屋の向こうから、殿下が歩いてくる。金色の髪、完璧な微笑み、その半歩後ろに、桃色の髪のヒロイン。ゲームの立ち絵と寸分違わなかった。
『フラグ来ました』 『紅茶持った?持ったよね?』 『逃げろ逃げろ逃げろ』
逃げない。エリザベートは紅茶のカップを、テーブルの一番遠い端に置いた。手の届かないところに。
「エリザベート嬢。今日は来てくれてありがとう」
「殿下。お招きいただき光栄です」
完璧な礼だった。指先まで震えていないことを、彼女は自分でも確かめた。殿下はほんの一瞬、何かを探すように彼女の手元を見た。カップは遠くにある。
『えっ、こぼさないの?』 『展開変わった』 『お嬢様、有能』
「では、また後ほど」
殿下は微笑んだまま去っていった。ヒロインが振り返り、少しだけ首をかしげた。エリザベートは扇の裏で、息を吐いた。
『今日の分、生き延びた』
コメントは、たまに優しい。
All 16, in order
Fidelity and Writing out of 5, scored by us with the rubric in the post; leaves are what this short chapter would charge.
| # | Model | Fidelity | Writing | Leaves |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Claude Opus 5 | 5 | 5 | 6 🍃 |
| 2 | Kimi K3 | 5 | 5 | 18 🍃 |
| 3 | DeepSeek V4.1 Flash | 5 | 4.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 4 | GLM 5.3 | 5 | 4.5 | 2 🍃 |
| 5 | Gemini 3.8 Flash | 5 | 4.5 | 3 🍃 |
| 6 | Claude Fable 5.1 | 5 | 4.5 | 12 🍃 |
| 7 | Qwen3.8 Max | 5 | 4.5 | 26 🍃 |
| 8 | Claude Sonnet 5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 2 🍃 |
| 9 | DeepSeek V4 Pro (0813) | 4.5 | 4.5 | 7 🍃 |
| 10 | ChatGPT 5.6 Sol | 4 | 5 | 3 🍃 |
| 11 | DeepSeek V4 Flash (0731) | 4.5 | 4 | 1 🍃 |
| 12 | DeepSeek V3.2 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 13 | DeepSeek V4 Flash | 4 | 4 | 1 🍃 |
| 14 | Aion-3.0 | 4 | 4 | 9 🍃 |
| 15 | DeepSeek V3 (0324) | 3.5 | 4.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 16 | Claude Haiku 4.5 | 3 | 3 | 1 🍃 |
Korean: The Grand Duke Counts My Steps
Compare any two on the Korean chapter · The Ledger and the Lock
| # | Model | Fidelity | Writing | Leaves |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kimi K3 | 5 | 5 | 13 🍃 |
| 2 | ChatGPT 5.6 Sol | 5 | 4.5 | 3 🍃 |
| 3 | DeepSeek V4 Flash | 5 | 4 | 1 🍃 |
| 4 | Claude Opus 5 | 5 | 4 | 7 🍃 |
| 5 | Claude Fable 5.1 | 4 | 5 | 15 🍃 |
| 6 | DeepSeek V3 (0324) | 4.5 | 4 | 1 🍃 |
| 7 | GLM 5.3 | 4 | 4.5 | 2 🍃 |
| 8 | Claude Sonnet 5 | 4 | 4.5 | 3 🍃 |
| 9 | DeepSeek V4 Pro (0813) | 4 | 4.5 | 8 🍃 |
| 10 | DeepSeek V4 Flash (0731) | 4 | 3.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 11 | Qwen3.8 Max | 3.5 | 4 | 26 🍃 |
| 12 | DeepSeek V3.2 | 4 | 3 | 1 🍃 |
| 13 | DeepSeek V4.1 Flash | 3.5 | 3.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 14 | Aion-3.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 9 🍃 |
| 15 | Claude Haiku 4.5 | 3 | 3.5 | 2 🍃 |
| 16 | Gemini 3.8 Flash | 2.5 | 4 | 5 🍃 |
Chinese: Ninth Sword of the Cold Pavilion
Compare any two on the Chinese chapter · The Sweeper
| # | Model | Fidelity | Writing | Leaves |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ChatGPT 5.6 Sol | 5 | 5 | 3 🍃 |
| 2 | Kimi K3 | 5 | 5 | 14 🍃 |
| 3 | GLM 5.3 | 5 | 4.5 | 13 🍃 |
| 4 | Qwen3.8 Max | 5 | 4.5 | 14 🍃 |
| 5 | Claude Opus 5 | 4.5 | 5 | 6 🍃 |
| 6 | DeepSeek V4.1 Flash | 5 | 4 | 1 🍃 |
| 7 | Gemini 3.8 Flash | 5 | 4 | 4 🍃 |
| 8 | DeepSeek V4 Flash | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 9 | DeepSeek V4 Flash (0731) | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 10 | Claude Sonnet 5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 2 🍃 |
| 11 | DeepSeek V4 Pro (0813) | 4.5 | 4.5 | 7 🍃 |
| 12 | Claude Fable 5.1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 12 🍃 |
| 13 | DeepSeek V3 (0324) | 4 | 4.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 14 | Claude Haiku 4.5 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 1 🍃 |
| 15 | Aion-3.0 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 5 🍃 |
| 16 | DeepSeek V3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 1 🍃 |